Here are some "Organic Musical Experiments" that I recorded with sounds I make with my mouth.  No actual musical instruments were harmed in the making of these tunes.  Because of the nature of these recordings, I'm presenting them as downloadable MP3 Files.  They're only about 30 seconds long each, so it shouldn't take TOO long to download 'em..and even LESS time to delete them.  The best way to download them is to right click on them, then save them on your hard drive. 
MUSICAL NONSENSE ONE     MUSICAL NONSENSE TWO    MUSICAL NONSENSE THREE    MUSICAL NONSENSE FOUR   MUSICAL NONSENSE FIVE (ACTION THEME) 

Cat Stevens Interview  Cat Stevens was taken off a plane heading into the USA and sent back to London because he was on a "terrorist watch list".  Here is an exclusive interview.

The Bush/Kerry Debate  Yes, these are thier actual voices from the first debate in October 2004.

The 60 Second Song Bet  I just had nothing else to do...so I came up with this short song.  This is  an MP3 file!

I Want You For My Wife  Yeah...another day with time to kill.  This one's an MP3 file a little over 2 minutes long!

Twiggy the Water Skiing Squirrel...  The boat show featured a water-skiing squirrel, so I interviewed Twiggy's trainer (Feb. '04)

Barbie and Ken BREAKING UP??  Mattel says its true.  So I interviewed Ken to get his thoughts (Feb '04).

 Float Designer at Mardi Gras time!  February means Mardi Gras in Mobile, Alabama... so I interview a famous float designer!

 Janet Jackson's Superbowl Performance....  My two cents worth...

The Crash of the Mir...  A "live" report covering the MIRacle of gravity (Dec. '00).

Wacky Phone Call... This was a call made to a lady back when such calls were common on morning radio shows...and befor the FCC made them illegal.  Hear one good reason WHY they were made illegal!

The Great Rhyme-Off--as heard on the Dr. Demento Show 10/3/99!! A tribute to the late, great Shel Silverstein.

The Bates Motel Song... as heard on the Dr. Demento Show, Halloween night, 1999!

As heard on the Dr. Demento show 4/25/99!!! One of the rare song spoofs I actually voiced myself. "Caffeine" ! Many of the "character" voices in the bridge were provided by Kurt Kilpatrick.

As heard on the Dr. Demento Show 5/16/99!! The opening of "2001"...stuck in traffic.

Donna Rice You may THINK that Bill Clinton invented womanizing. Remember Gary Hart and Donna Rice back in '87? Here is a song about Donna performed by the Diptones !  NOW IN GLORIOUS MP3 FOR DOWNLOAD!

Zager and Evans had one HUGE hit, "In the Year 2525"!  Now you can see them in concert!!

Back in 1987, a trash barge was refused entry to New York Harbor to dump garbage. The barge went south, looking for a place to dump. This song parodies this event...sung by Kurt Kilpatrick...The Ed Koch Trash Herald.

I took some actual clips of Ollie North in 1987...added some actual "Dragnet" clips of Joe Friday...and ended up with this interesting bit where Ollie meets Joe!

If you LOVE the song "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro, do NOT go to this link. However.......if you appreciate demented treatments of sad songs, go for it!

I ts tax time! So go chow down at Taco Tax! (This bit co-stars the inimitable Ted Vodde!)

Join us in a restaurant as we figure out who sits with whom where and in what section. "Smoking/Non-Smoking"

Kurt Kilpatrick vocalizes (and I play the waiter and the girlfriend) in Bean Burrito!

The cast of Star Trek make movie after movie after movie after... here is Star Trek 16!

In 1989, the Burt and Kurt show was visited by Jim Fowler, of "Wild Kingdom" fame. One of Kurt's regular bits was to lampoon "Wild Kingdom", so it was a natural to have Jim Fowler join us in this sendup...

"Star Trek, the next Operetta"!

"Tuppercar", one of my favorite spot spoofs.

An ad for a great animated family film.

If its getting close to Secretary's Day, this ad could save your life.

Happy Halloween!  Its October, and this ad is a natural!

Relax....take a Calmofed.

Bungee Condoms I, The Original

Bungee Condoms II, "The Principal"

Bungee Condoms III, "The Talk"

Bungee Condoms IV, "Super Soaker Condoms"

Bungee Condoms V, "Christmas"

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(Prof. Zounds is a character I perform for children's parties...but more on that, later!)

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